I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i've created a new STD.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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