I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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