I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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