drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Thank you for not boning my boss.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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