vagina is talking i cant
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I had to cum in my sink.
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