I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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