i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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