At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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