porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
thus making me awesome and them whores
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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