I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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