Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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