I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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