Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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