I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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