Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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