Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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