Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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