I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
either way he was missing a nipple.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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