woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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