____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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