is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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