i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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