Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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