her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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