You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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