Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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