THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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