So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
did i walk over a car last night?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I will pee on everything he values.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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