The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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