Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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