Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
