So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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