dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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