the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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