I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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