I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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