id be glad to
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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