North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to make a zoo with you.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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