i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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