dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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