how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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