ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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