oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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