im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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