I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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