You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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