He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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