please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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