No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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