FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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