I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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